yo ho

Today I bought a pirate hat at the grocery store. It was in the Halloween aisle and I couldn't seem to get down the aisle without putting it in my cart next to the peanut butter.

I bought a pirate hat and hurt someone whom I care about. Not while wearing the pirate hat, mind you. After I took the hat off.. I hurt someone.. and I feel bad. But I had to do it. Maybe the pirate hat gave me the confidence I needed to say what had to be said. A pirate doesn't care about other people's feelings.

Pirates suck.